An Adults Views

Frank the car battery thought that he would have at one of those dating sites too. He typed up date.com with extended battery cable fingers to a dating service that had car battery babes on display. Most of them were platinum car batteries that made him drool in the mouth. Just imagine, he could have a newly manufactured girl battery to play around with and her aroma would be as sweet as antifreeze. Frank sighed so briefly thinking about a gorgeous young battery to play with. Someone young tends to look up to an old crusty car battery like Frank. I think he would be her idol and night and shining armor.

Frank looked around on the site and found a little leisure battery by the name of Aroma. He had just briefly mentioned that name in his last thoughts, but Aroma was a 9 volt battery and her favorite fragrance was premium antifreeze. He decided to instant message her and get a date at the local autozone. They hit it off in the warehouse. She said that dating service made her find the car battery of her dreams. They had a kiss and made another date for a few months from today. gorgeous was written all over Aroma's face. Aroma had no children, no prior commitments and no appliances that needed a battery refill.

Aroma tended to be very energetic. He was so worn out by aroma. He slept half the day and Aroma loved to talk and play around too much at night. Frank couldn't quit smoking. He was going to have a recharge overload. That dating service needed 5 stars for the new battery friend he had just met. They had planned to move in together as soon as he planned his divorce. Lucinda investigated how Frank had been spending his time online. She found his emails to aroma were kind of kinky. She explained to her daughter what had been going on and she said she found that tacky old man online long before Lucinda found them and had it all mapped out to take care of it.

Frank's wife went over to the dating service and sent pictures photoshopped of Dr. Phil and Frank getting recharged. The staff of the dating service laughed and put the pictures on photobucket, tiny pic, creative commons, and setup a special myspace page dedicated to Dr. Phil and Frank's relationship. Everywhere the mini cooper went, Frank and Phil were laughed at. Aroma paid no attention to them, she went on recharging Dr. Phil and Frank.